Election 2016

Presidential Election

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Our Presidential Endorsement

Decision 2016: The Heavy Hitter Is The Way To Go Call 458-1000

Of the candidates for president of the United States, only Darryl Isaacs has the heavy hitting experience, temperament, and history of not sexually assaulting anyone that is required for the job.

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Choose the area closest to you:

Other Races:

Senate:

Rand Paul (I)

60% Complete

Former Vice Mayor Jim Gray

40% Complete (danger)

Ru Paul

2% Complete

House:

Andy Barr (I)

4% Complete

The other one in this race

11% Complete (danger)

Some local race:

Guy you've never heard of

48% Complete

Guy you voted for because his name sounded funny

46% Complete (danger)

Race to grab the most female gentalia on election night:

Bill Clinton (I)

22% Complete

Donald Trump

58% Complete

Hillary Clinton

12% Complete

Proposition 80085:

In Favor

100% Complete

Opposed

0% Complete

District 12 Representative:

Peeta Mellark

48% Complete

Katniss Everdeen

64% Complete

Office You Didn't Even Know We Voted For:

Uncontested

78% Complete

This election has been hard to watch, but that's why they call it suffrage.