Matt Bevin’s early 90’s George Michael beard was all the rage on Twitter Wednesday, but it turns out the bearded governor wasn’t Matt Bevin at all, but instead his non-evil twin Pat Bevin.

Sources tell us the bearded, easygoing, levelheaded and generally well liked Pat Bevin took the place of his twin brother Matt earlier this week, after he trapped Matt by placing a poor person’s Medicaid card under a cardboard box propped up by a stick.

This isn’t the first time the bearded, poised, rational and well respected Pat Bevin has played such a prank. When the twins were eleven, Pat Bevin almost convinced his teacher that he was Matt, but the teacher realized a ruse was underway when Pat went outside to enjoy recess, instead of staying in the classroom to complain about other students not doing their work.

As it’s only a matter of time before Matt Bevin escapes from his confinement, his bearded, sensible, reasonable and wise brother Pat hopes to act fast to undo some of Matt’s most controversial decisions as governor. Chief among Pat’s proposals are adding former First Lady Jane Beshear’s name to multiple buildings across the state, making entry into the Kentucky Colonels easier than applying for a Kroger Card, and replacing state pizza sponsor Papa John with his non-evil twin Papa Murphy, because being a good governor takes patience, and frankly we’re all sick of Papa John.