Family Feud auditions are coming to Louisville on September 22nd and several families even more dysfunctional than yours intend to try out for the game show. We have exclusive access to the signup list.

Former Governor Steve Beshear and Future Non-Governor Andy Beshear were among the first to apply. They are apparently training hard for the audition by polling people on the street for practice.

Andy Beshear’s Gubernatorial campaign team tried to convince the candidate that his time would be better spent cultivating some sort of personality instead of asking people what you might find in a kitchen cabinet. But they were overruled, much like Beshear usually is in court.

Steve Beshear has hired a consulting firm to help him come up with a funny way to mention to Family Feud host Steve Harvey that they have the same first name and fashion sense. Also, the elder Beshear plans to tell Harvey a couple jokes that he can use in his little skits.

Other families planning to audition for the game show include the Nelsons, a reconciliated Hatfield & McCoy faction, and local television star Lee Cruse and his far less famous brother Tom.