Governor Matt Bevin’s University of Louisville board came under scrutiny after he took a school currently under investigation for a prostitution scandal, and appointed the most famous John (Papa) to their board. Now Executive Bevin is in hot water with the Fayette Mall Food Court, but what is executive fit suit? Food court judge Auntie Anne hasn’t deemed Bevin’s order of stromboli and a pepperoni slice inappropriate, but has asked that he stop ordering Sbarro’s until the court has had a chance to look into the matter and determine whether or not any one individual should be allowed to order Sbarro.

Anne wrote in her brief, “when the rules of this food court were laid out in the first constitutional congress over at Charley’s Philly Steaks, we created a separation of pizza places, in hopes that no one would become desperate enough to order Sbarro pizza.”

The food court has had a close eye on Bevin since his election. Bevin, a veteran of the Old Navy, was seen throughout the election as a pro-mall candidate. However, recently, staff at Sarku Japan said he completely took advantage of the free trade agreement by walking past the sample man no less than 10-12 times per day but in the end, chose to do business with the Mexicans over at Moe’s. These kinds of behaviors came as no surprise as his campaign made the promise to malls everywhere that he would “make American cookies great again!”

Bevin seems to be making enemies left and right, as his current association with Sbarro, has upset newly appointed board member Papa John Schnatter. “I’m disappointed to see him go to any other pizza place,” Papa explained. “But, to go to Sbarro? I have to send those guys a check every month just to keep them open! We all know that no one goes there on purpose, but Papa can’t let them close, after all they’re the reason we can say ‘better ingredients, better pizza.”