Chris Bailey Loudly Predicts Partly Clouded Judgement Before Buying A Round At Shamrocks

Count Chris Bailey among those that can’t seem to leave work at work. Bailey took to loudly forecasting partly clouded judgement as he attempted to […]

Guy From Accounting Beginning To Think Co-Workers Won’t Show Up To See His Cover Band Play At Parlay Social

While the accounting department isn’t always known for its ability to rock out with its excel doc out, Jeff Newcomb is looking to change that, […]

Chris Goodman Steals The Pie That Bill Meck Left On Window Ledge To Cool

Tempers flared at LEX 18 yesterday afternoon when it was discovered that Chris Goodman was the culprit who stole the fresh baked rhubarb pie Bill Meck had […]

Pieratt’s Slips Into Parallel Universe After They Cannot Beat Their Own Black Friday Prices

In a sad turn of events, local retailer Pieratt’s has apparently lost its Nicholasville Road store to some type of supernatural phenomenon on this Black […]

Morgan & Morgan’s John Morgan Ends 8 Minute Dinner Blessing With “For The People”

While members of the Morgan family weren’t surprised by the length of the elaborate blessing given by the law firms founder, John Morgan, at the […]

Ryan Lemond Ignores Burn Ban; Continues Burning CDs For Alan Cutler

Fayette County is the latest to join a long list of Kentucky counties currently under a burn ban, but that hasn’t deterred Kentucky Sports Radio co-host Ryan […]

Man Claims He Reads Tops In Lex For The Articles

TOPS In Lexington magazine is a staple of Lexington culture, known for its formulaic pictures of extremely white people and its hundreds of pages of local […]

Micah Harris Participates In No Shave November, No One Notices

We’re two weeks into No Shave November, a yearly endeavor that allows grown men the chance to be lazy for a month under the guise of […]

Traffic Guy Brad Builds Traffic Drone To Launch Aerial Assault On Officer Don

Sun Tzu once said “The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting,” but Sun Tzu was never involved in anything as […]

Halloween Express Employee Happy To Get Back To His Sudoku Puzzles

With another hectic Halloween season in the books, local Halloween Express employee Billy Watkins can finally get back to doing what he does best for […]