Family Shocked To Learn That “Dad’s Favorites” Are Cheese Spreads, And Not, In Fact, His Own Children
Umberto Eco once wrote “I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments, when they aren’t trying to […]
CentrePointe To Become “World’s Largest Horse Grave”
After years of delays in getting the CentrePointe project off the ground, developer Dudley Webb unveiled this morning that the project’s owners have committed to […]
Bill Meck Briefly Halts Thunderstorm While He Finishes Grilling Burgers
Despite the fact that master weatherman Bill Meck only forecasted 20% chance of showers this past Thursday evening, a storm system moved in across the […]
Confused Man Eats North Lime In An Attempt To Prevent Scurvy
Reports emerged this week that a confused man was seen eating at Lexington’s best donut shop, North Lime Coffee and Donuts, claiming he was enjoying […]
Dudley Webb Pulls Out of Hole Downtown
After months of going back and forth Dudley Webb has decided to pull out of a hole in downtown. This controversial decision has rubbed many […]