McConnell’s New Tour Features 15 Costume Changes In One Speech
Senator Mitch McConnell’s “Home For The Holidays” speaking tour takes him to Covington today, where he plans to dazzle an audience of both Northern Kentucky’s […]
Vice Mayor Steve Kay Casts Tie-Breaking Vote On Where To Order Lunch From
There was a bit of controversy at the mayor’s office on Tuesday, as future former vice mayor Steve Kay was forced to break a tie […]
Mitch McConnell Sees His Shadow; Six More Weeks Of Political Gridlock
Mitch McConnell emerged from the hole near the Capital Building he’s cultivated for himself over his 30-year run in the United States Senate to a […]
Mitch McConnell Vows To ‘Repeal And Replace’ His Reptilian Skin
Citing the classic “New year, new me” motto, Kentucky’s original Turtle Man is looking to repeal and replace his reptilian skin as quickly as possible in […]
Jim Gray Loses On Chopped After He’s Unable To Open A Jar Of Pickles
We’ve got disappointing news to report from the Food Network studios, as former vice mayor Jim Gray appeared on an episode of Chopped last night but […]
Less Than A Month After Electing A Fiscally Conservative House, Kentucky Headed To Taxslayer Bowl
Less than one month ago, on November 8th, Republicans took control of Kentucky’s House of Representatives for the first time in nearly a century. Sunday, […]
Vice Mayor Steve Kay “Wasn’t Offended” By Children’s Theatre Cast
The cast of the Lexington Children’s Theatre hosted a special guest over the weekend as future former vice mayor Steve Kay stopped by the theatre […]
Kentucky Hopeful Matt Bevin Is Offered A Position In Donald Trump’s Cabinet
President-elect Donald Trump has found his transition to the White House filled with fighting, firings, poorly executed product placement and all the other major plot […]
Jim Gray’s Staff Hoping Edible Arrangement On His Desk Will Be Enough
After a tough night for democrats, both far and wide, Jim Gray’s support staff were hoping that the edible arrangement they ordered for him will […]
Hey, We’re All Still Alive! And Look Here, It’s The Perfect Hot Brown Recipe No Matter Who’s President!
Steve Butera’s Hot Brown 2 slices of bread 1lb. deli sliced turkey 8oz. Heavy Cream. 1 tomato Lots of cheese 1 cup flour Set oven […]