You’ll find it all at Glenn Automall, even plot-ruining details about the most watched show on cable television. That’s why the folks with the 4th most popular car dealership radio jingle in Lexington have decided to avoid selling cars with spoilers altogether until everyone can catch up on The Walking Dead.

“We’ve decided to remove all of Glenn’s spoilers for the time being, because we don’t want to ruin The Walking Dead for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet,” said Meegan, a member of the Glenn sales team. “It would kill Glenn Automall to know that we ruined such big moment with our Glenn spoilers.”

While the move to avoid spoilers is appreciated by some, a debate rages on about how long Glenn Automall should wait before adding the spoilers back.

“In my opinion, it would have been acceptable if they added the spoilers back on Tuesday,” said local car buyer and Walking Dead-head Lucille Wood. “Obviously they aren’t open on Sunday night, so having cars with spoilers then would just be cruel. And I understand keeping the spoilers off Monday too, because that gives people time to watch the episode if they weren’t able to see it live. But if you haven’t seen the episode by Tuesday, you’re out of luck if you see a spoiler. Sorry, pal, but you deserve to see cars with spoilers all over the Glenn Automall website. The water cooler on Wednesday just isn’t the same if I can’t talk about those amazingly aerodynamic Glenn spoilers.”

In an unrelated story, we’ve also learned that Glenn Automall was forced to let long time salesman Abraham go this week after he failed to meet his monthly sales quota. Abraham, a customer favorite at the dealership since joining the sales staff about three years ago, was known for his quick wit and sometimes vulgar language during his sales pitches. While the loss of Abraham is certainly sad, we’re pretty sure he will be the only salesperson let go this month. There’s no way they could possibly get rid of any other customer favorites, no one would see that coming.