Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin said he was kicked out of the Elkhorn Middle School cafeteria today by its head lunch lady because he’s “kind of a douche”.

“At lunch today I was told to leave because I work for Matt Bevin and I politely left,” said Matt Bevin during Matt Bevin’s weekly Facebook live press conference for Matt Bevin. As his fivehead began to turn red, he added, “Look, I’m just a regular guy that’s been cravin’ some chicken nuggets since Chick-fil-A refused me service yesterday for a completely different reason that I am totally cool with.”

While no one is sure why Matt Bevin went to a middle school for lunch in the first place, especially since it is summer one thing is certain: it really helped the narrative. Also, no one is sure why the lunch lady was also there working during the summer.

“We occasionally see state employees in here that have a hankering for square pizza and nuggets that come in the shape of dinosaurs, but we try not to refuse service to anyone. Unless, of course, they’re actively trying to dismantle the public education system,” explained Miss Betty.

“I’ve seen my fair share of crybabies in this line, but that one takes the cake,” she added, as Bevin took a bite of a student’s cake after pointing directly behind the student and yelling, “Whoa, look at that cool bell!”

After Bevin spent 5 minutes ignoring questions, he decided to take the high road by ending the press conference with an apology. “I’m sorry that Miss Betty is an incompetent hack.”