A group of developers has announced plans to open a new Napoleon Complex on Short Street. They haven’t exactly settled on which block of failing businesses they want to buy out and replace but they told reporters they’re looking for a particularly enlightened de spot.

Architect Rose Pierre unveiled blueprint plans for the project. “All entrances to the complex will be 5’6 or shorter,” she said. Bars will include Waterloo, Exile, and some other deep cut reference. It will also feature a French restaurant called Oui Oui’s.

There will be room for residences in addition to businesses. Studio apartments in the Saint Helena style will be rented out at extraordinarily ambition prices. Residents will be able to rent either one or two bedroom Bonapartments. A PETA representative initially planned to boycott their construction until Pierre assured them they weren’t entirely made of bone, just part of a bone.

Street improvements will be made, as well. Extra wide parking spaces will accommodate the oversize SUVs and give plenty of room to the European Lambos or Ferraris of their expected customer base. “They’re definitely not compensating for anything,” added Rose.

Marketers promise that the Napoleon Complex will be “dynamite”. Lee Cruse is reportedly in talks to perform the ribbon cutting.