Today is your last chance to head on over to Lexington Lions Club Bluegrass Fair and eat food on a stick while you sweat, in what is a usually beautiful Masterson Station Park.
If you can’t make it today, don’t worry, we’ve been ones of times, and have compiled a list of our favorite quotes that we overheard.
8. Lady Houdini? What’s next female ghostbusters?
7. It’ll cost ya a dollar to throw this ring at that cup, but you can smell my finger for free.
6. What smells like gasoline? Oh everything.
5. Look dad, I found a big bolt on the ground!
4. If I find the Zoltar machine I can become big – Lee Cruse
3. I can certainly see myself voting for Donald Trump.
2. I hear there are scouts from the state fair here
1. Our porta potties are all transgender-friendly.