8) Hide a steel chair under the field and put a foreign object under Drew Barker’s wristband à la 80’s WWF.

7) Try and pull off an elaborate jersey swap with Florida at halftime.

6) Tell Boom Williams that Verne Lundquist keeps calling him Stanley.

5) Release a bunch of Zika mosquitos….oh wait, never mind.

4) Instead of the traditional Cover 2, trying covering all of Florida’s players.

3) Paint a fake locker room tunnel on the side of mountain in the style of Wile E. Coyote.

2) At halftime, go into the pause menu and turn down the difficulty settings.

1) Instead of fielding eleven players, just put Eleven on the field.