8. “I don’t care if Matt Bevin told you that you could stand there, he does not make the rules sir, just ask Kentucky’s Supreme Court.”

7. “How many times is it safe to drink your own pee? I’m sitting on two currently”

6. “Why does a guy that looks exactly like Mark Stoops keep driving by, and give us the finger?”

5. “I like that Coach Cal is making Brad wait in line too to teach him respect”

4. “Yes Mr. Iverson, we’re in line for practice, not a game.”

3. “You waited in line for an iPhone? What an idiot.”

2. “Just think if circumstances were different, say if it were 25 years ago, and instead of here we were behind the iron curtain, we’d be in line for bread instead of basketball tickets, we sure are fortunate you know, it’s times like these that I jus… Hey look it’s Bam Adebayo!”

1. “Why did I do that? Because we’re camping. And when we camp, we always cover ourselves in deer urine.”